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The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at [multiple times]. This is followed by multiple messages across various [social networking] sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of [unidentifiable] craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

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