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Matthew is an [international] man of mystery. The kind of guy you can [throw a shoe at] and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger... What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and [intercepting] missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
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