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Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.

Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".

Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play [extremely] hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a [University] (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's [one of the most] profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.

People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km [waste of time] detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and [there is nothing] good to do there anyways!

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