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I bet he has conversations like this: Sorry I ramble alot: like MC Gets sidetracked easily (back in the heesy (means house) God: Jesus Fucking Christ Jesus: Yes, Dad? (scared b/c God used his middle name) God: No, not you! This website is terrible, all these people seem to hate me. When I looked up my name like it suggested, I found all these hurtful things. Jesus: Like what? God: Like, remember the time Noah used his supernatural powers to flood the world and then "save" two of every animal just for the purpose of pinning it on me, and then getting all the credit for saving those damn animals? Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham and Noah : No!?! (all at once) God: Well, yeah you did Noah, take my word for it, after all I am God. But any way, all the users on Urban Dictionary can't seem to let the whole "gigantic" flood thing go! Noah: Ummm... Jesus: But when Peter wrote that story all about how you and I and alot of other people did those things, I don't remember that part where you didn't flood the world. Muhammad: God, I thought you said that book was mostly fiction and that I was the last profit?
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