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An epidemic worse than small pox, H1N1, [The Black Plauge], and [Charlie Sheen]. Symptons: checking Facebook like twice an hour or more, wanting to suddenly and generally at the most random moments, get on Facebook to see if Kyle XY excepted your friend request, getting awful urges in your sleep to play FarmVille and tend to your virtual Cactus on CactusWorld. Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet. I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever. Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. [Charlie Sheen] is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
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