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Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to [give a fuck] about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards [special people] in their lives. This [unfortunate] component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.
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