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a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base [and then] gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base [and then] gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be [short and fat]. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.
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