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(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying [down the road] at [the speed of light]. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties. Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes [off the road] to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies. Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
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