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All aboard the [porcelain express]!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A [high pitched] fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before. With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself. The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, [the train wreck] below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
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