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adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following: 1) invests an excessive portion of [disposable income] on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society, 2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police 3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self 4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and [intelligence] 5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards 6) suffers an [existential crisis] when suffering such a downgrade
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