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Buttmint--like a breathmint, but for your boyfriend's or husband's butt. Used when [double dating] occurs and friendly competition (wii bowling, archery, etc) and beer [drinking games] and wagers are combined together to create an unholy stinkiness that burns your nostrils and singes your nose hairs and makes the [girlfriends] or wives wonder if they are going to have to wash brown streaks out of their "better" half's undies. Buttmints are needed when you must create a "fart-room" that "better" halfs must go to, to release said unholy stinkiness. Buttmints are needed when a boyfriend/husband thinks they have shat themselves (yes, shat--past tense of shit) when they have only just farted. Hopefully they will be coming to a store near you. Patent pending. : )
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