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dee-pawt-ment uv ed-yoo-kay-shun 1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government. 2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value. 3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
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