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A man of Italian decent, who, after he has finished snorting obnoxious amounts of cocaine and fist bumped holes into your wall, would like nothing more than to take a power dump on [your couch] to assert his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake oven into a [tanning bed] for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer [wifebeaters]). Guido's have often been described as a gym rat/date rapist with class.
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