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The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate [determination] to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a [comfortable] position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her [oral] opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to [accomplish] properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also [getting ready] to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. [Immediately] after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.

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