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When a couple has been dating a while, some tend to get, uh, [comfortable]. Really [comfortable], as in, the girl starts growing out the carpet downstairs (along with [putting on] ten pounds and a pair of sweat pants). So, a guy tends to meet a girl, and she's all stoked on bikini waxes and the like, so naturally he thinks he's found himself a winner, so they date a while. But low and behold, after after a few months, Chubakah takes over. A premuff is a contract (like the prenup) that binds the girl, at signing, to a minimum level of hygiene.
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