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Yuppy teens (or real stupid adults) that try too hard to look unique at the mall. But fail miserably since their mallgoth culture is manufactured as the [alternative culture] for those who act cynnical towards rap and pop, spawning a legion of pale faced losers and making Hot Topic rich. Ironically Marilyn Manson, their God, is a marketed popstar as well. Mallgoths lack knowledge about tr00 black metal and real goths, who were nomads during ancient times. They think you just have to listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic to be "unique" and "depressed". At the mall (which they [practically] live in), they complain about [everything], even about how commercial the mall is.
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