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Akin to the alligator fuckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. Can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there's a chance your cock will pop out and ejaculate on your partner's stomach while you act like a monkey. This way they won't miss the performance.
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