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A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking [originated] in England [in the middle] ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues. Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass. Flap Lacking Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the [sausage wallet] and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
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