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A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely sellotaped to the chin. Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate [banana milkshake]. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of [transportation] is to roll towards it's [destination]. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers. Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
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