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While some [definitions] are semi-correct, this one aims to entertain the reader while shedding light on this subject.

Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.

**[You know what they say]**:

Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!

(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)

>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with [philanthropy] and [community service]. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.

An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!

You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!

Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!

So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!

Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out

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