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Constance is an [amazing person] who is a part-time ghost and mows lawns [on the side]. He burns easily so he wears a large, floppy sunhat. Also he wears a [wife beater] but he doesn't seem to have a wife. He is 40 years old but uses skin care products to make himself look like a teenager. He tries to re-live the past and ends up walking in circles in his back yard, making his neighbors freak out and obsess over him for months.
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