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Some types of poop include: The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly. The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like [you gotta go], so you go, but it comes out in pellets. The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out. The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out [literally] like a branch off a tree. The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable. The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing. The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there. The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but [hopefully] you made it to the toilet.
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