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Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever [recorded] in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the [functionality] of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental [retardation]. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant [mythical beast] a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.
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