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Also known as Mattifuck (because nothing even fucking happens), Mattituck is this retarded little town on the north fork of long island, ny. i live in mattituck and i know like six [black people] out of my grad class of like a hundred kids. we all smoke weed on a regular basis and get shitfaced on the weekends because we hate our worthless ungrateful little lives so much. kids grow up here so sheltered that we're going to a hell of a hard time in [the real world]. our only contact with the [outside world] are the thousands of city people who come here to see the wineries. (it's fun giving them wrong directions)
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