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Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches ([indicative] of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing [irritation] and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus. Just stick to [American made] dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
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