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In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. [Disasterbation] describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax. The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly [masturbating], with vigor, in [anticipation] of a miscalculated armageddon. (see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)
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