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Frozen Assets - noun 1. The result of putting your money [in the fridge]. 2. In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned. These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high [value] personnel. Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function. 3. In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features. While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves. Think: "ASS-ets" These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed. Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily. Generally non-physical features such as [intelligence], [personality] traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
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