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An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated. Results from anal [penetration] (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus. Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective. Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement. Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more [appropriate]. Again one must use one's [discretion].
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