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Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his [school internet] system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as [entertainment] to his classmates. When he was caught [jacking off] to it, he was promptly suspended. Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
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