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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, [the position] the recipient has passed out in, how [unconscious] they are and the hair cutting devices available. The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness". nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women [everywhere] will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
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