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usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and [masturbating] over a [good looking] guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into [french window], cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!
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