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An [intensely] relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired [at the end of the day]. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a [massage parlor] - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
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