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A sordid and rancid tree with the ability to move freely among the population. While only native to the Philippines they have evolved and studied ocean currents to float to other islands in the pacific, more specifically New Zealand. While passing their perennial stages they start to develop compulsiveness to other biological organisms which include tobacco and [Japanese girls]. These hideous creatures lie constantly for financial gain and sometimes even pointless reasons. Instead of gaining nutrients through [photosynthesis] these creatures anchor their roots into the "goodwill" of others constantly freeloading and lying to [the hand that feeds] them. While these disgusting parasites always freeload they sometimes give up anal sex for a way of enhancing their chances of receiving goodwill which can result in using up to a bottle of lubricant every month. You are likely to find a Delfin at the local starbucks or timezone wasting money and not [getting any] better at Tekken especially in regards to air volleys. Their obsessive nature makes them very aggressive and unpredictable especially when their mai is threatened. The common enemy of this species is a Harroon. This Haroon is a rag headed sand nigger who can obtain mai anytime it wants. The ancestors of a Delfin are often shirtless and siblings of a Delfin often have similar names resulting in the combined initials of KKK.

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