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Also known as a "skirt" - hence the reason it's worn mainly by [cross-dressing] Scotsmen. Usually worn with the Scottish national football or rugby shirt and hideously unfunny tartan hats with fake [ginger hair] attached to it. The "national dress" is usually finished off with [Timberland boots]. The measure of a true Scotsman is wether or not he wears underwear beneath his skir....kilt. You can tell if he is or he isn't once he's drunk. If he lifts up his kilt and either exposes himself to you or if he staggers, stops and urinates then he's a true Scotsman.
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