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To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The [fertilized] egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y [chromosome]. Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued [existence] of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
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