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A misnomer. The riot took place in Poland. After the twinning of Auschwitz with Corby.

All went well to begin with. A visit to Poland went down a treat. Words such as 'This ex Death Camp is quite swish next to The Exeter' and 'I wouldn't mind living in that shed rather than on The Beanfield' and ' I'm staying here instead of returning to The Lincoln' were heard.

The trouble really kicked off with the first visit to Corby by a group of Poles. Things got off to a lousy start when a shocked huddle of visitors with chins agape were given a guided tour of Corby Town Centre. One Pole panicked, and started to walk home rather than suffer any more. Luckily for him, he made it to Kettering [General Hospital], where he was treated for [Post Traumatic Stress] in A and E.

That first day, as the guided tour progressed to the rest of town, there was a run on vomit bags. The highlight 'Visit to Canada Square' resulted in Kettering A and E shining yet again. Treating umpteen cases of uncontrolled, [projectile vomiting], a couple of cases of being 'Brained' with an empty Whiskey Bottle, and a single case of violent homosexual rape.

The so called 'Corby Riot' occurred when the bedraggled survivors arrived back in Auschwitz. Within 5 minutes of the coach parking outside, the Town Hall was well ablaze. Also, persons [unknown] had stolen the 'Arbeit Macht Frei' gate (later found on 'The Beanfield' being used as a trellis.)

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