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A [Dalmatian Octopus] is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the [large breasts] of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as [dalmatian] calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.
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