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A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc. The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian Root (10MG), and L-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation. With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "[energy drink]" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or Monster. Purple Stuff contains no caffeine. The drink comes in three flavors. A grape flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor. The valerian root can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in grape. The lemon-lime is [surprisingly] smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between. The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy [alternative] drinks such as this.
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