Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
The bonding of a male, female, and pet in a bond. The pet is entitled to all benefits including sex and [inheritance]. Just like marriage you may divorce, but you have to divorce both spouses not just one or the other. Once a union triangle is made animal abuse becomes [domestic violence] and you and your human spouse will get financial benefits from the bank if the pet is to die of [natural causes]. If it is done with a cat they are joined in holy meow-trimony. Only and all land mammals can be accepted into a union triangle.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.