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this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your [microwave oven] to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like [osteoporosis] is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into [the darkness]
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