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All of the following to qualify as a "E.T.": 1.Her name must be Erica. 2.His name must be Tommy 3.Her favorite movie must be The Notebook. 4.The girl must be sweet enough that she wouldn't hurt a fly but instead give it a [bed and breakfast] and allow it to stay as long as it wants. When necessary she may need to release all of the bull shit people give her and have a who fucking cares moment. 5.They can't live in the same town.....unless he moves:) 6.The guy must say Erica to her before telling her goodnight. If he fails to remember then he will get put in jail for 50 years or just have to kiss her good bye.(Her choice) 7.If he is [being a dick], man whore, or anything else Erica may not like she should tell him. He may not realize that he is but all he wants to do is make sure she is happy, when shes happy he's happy. So when he IS, she should TELL HIM right at that moment. 8.He must wear Pink and [Green shoes](different colors on each foot) 9.She has been the best [friend friend] a guy could have. He doesn't have really anybody he can tell things because he goes to a big school where you don't get that close to people. She probably ever [understand] what she means to him. She has changed him in so many ways just by being there for him. He wishes he could see her every day but the couple of hours he may have with her every couple of months means more than anything in the world to. He is wondering if she reads this....she should text him every time she reads this:)
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