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When you jizz in the eye of your [girlfriend], and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle. Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon [ejaculation] (unless you're into seriously [freaky shit])
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