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The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a [potentially] large and therefore loud dump. [Not to be confused with] a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect. The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for: 1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the [toilet water] 2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl 3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand 4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend
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