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Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an [otherwise] bald head. [Not to be confused with] "kinderlack." Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia. Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad [infinitum] during such processions--approach with caution. It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
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