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People who have never been to a NASCAR race and think all their fans are drunk, mentally disabled inbred rednecks who only love NASCAR, professional wrestling, beer, country music and Dale Earnhardt Jr. They also think Nascar fans live in trailors and depend on welfare.

Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.

Look at the facts: Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south. We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE! We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.

We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya. Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.

NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.

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