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A condition which causes the sufferers to behave like old people. Symptoms include: Limited memory/[attention span], back pain, [selective hearing], general crankiness, and other symptoms seen in old people. Geriatrophy mainly afflicts [high schoolers] who don't want to bother with doing their homework, turning anything in, or otherwise remembering anything.
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