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The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by [dirty old men] to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/[girlfriends]/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/[girlfriends] aren't
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