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Umphreak (noun): generally, a fan of the progjam band Umphrey's McGee. When in reference to a male, refers to an Umphrey's fan, who most likely has an [embarrassing] past history with acne and Rush or, worse yet, [Dream Theater]. Has since moved on to [appreciate] musical composition, has garnered respect for jazz, and now washes more regularly with soap. When in reference to a female, refers to the rare girl with an advanced musical taste, a penchant for stimulating drugs and the inclination to sleep with anyone who knows the words to All Things Ninja. Will shake her ass to the 40's Theme after drinking.
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