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The statistically anomalous tendency for [the telephone] to ring while you are having a shit. Extensive studies have shown that the phone of any [individual] has, at any given time, a 500% higher chance of ringing while its owner is evacuating his/her bowels than during other common everyday tasks such as [masturbation], hoovering and chimping. Some schools of thought consider telecoprolism to be a subset of the Sod's Law principle. The others don't really consider such issues to be a worthy use of academic time and resources.
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