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A sexual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.

While fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a [missionary position], with legs hanging [off the edge] of the bed. Proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.

Instruct your sexual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot [all the way up] on the mattress. Once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. Your man ass should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. Your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.

The position is named "Daddy Long legs" due to the mass of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your ass is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to [impress] your date.

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